eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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