You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
