Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just come out here and I will go home with you...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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