hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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