Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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