I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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