Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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