Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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