Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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