How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
