He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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