Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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