What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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