when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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