Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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