ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
