and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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