I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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