i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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