just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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