it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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