I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm really busy with my period
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