He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
