so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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