I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
handjob tips. give me some.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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