party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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