dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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