she is the kim kardashian of front butts
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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