Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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