I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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