How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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