I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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