I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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