What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
