the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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