I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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