You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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