She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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