i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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