SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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