The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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