Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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