i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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