College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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