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(561): View more from Florida

new revelation: five guys for breakfast

(561): View more from Florida

new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation

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(248): View more from Michigan

today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much

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(703): View more from Virginia

The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Because we had sex in one.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation

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(419): View more from Ohio

He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.

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