I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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