If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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