real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
