Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
operation harelip BJ is a go
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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