What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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