I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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