Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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