This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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