hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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