In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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