What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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